Monday, February 28, 2011

Rule #738

Don't ignore requests and then expect to have yours answered.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rule #737

No matter how much you think you know about something, there's always more that could be learned.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Rule #736

If a comic book is called "Skull-Kickers," at least one skull should get kicked every issue.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Rule #735

If you're married and invite a friend to stay at your place for the weekend, make sure you tell your spouse about it first.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Rule #734

Spending the whole day stapling doesn't have to be all bad.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Rule #733

Even though change can be a very bad thing, it happens. Learn to embrace it.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Rule #732

No matter how great something is, it always seems to be missing something you want.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Rule #731

Birthday wishes don't mean as much if they come a day late.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Rule #730

Rule #729 often protects our brains from terrible, terrible things.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Rule #729

Our own personal biases often cause us to judge something as terrible before we ever give it a try.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Rule #728

Sometimes it's easy to tell when actors are either broke or starved for attention.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Rule #727

Too many responsibilities may turn your brain into mush.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Rule #726

Eating healthy is hard. (In other news, snow is cold, and puppies are adorable.)

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Rule #725

There's no such thing as a quick phone conversation with grandma.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Rule #724

It's Valentine's Day. Speak from the heart.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Rule #723

Taking positive steps towards your future feels really good.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Rule #722 (End of Mixed Metaphor Week #2 & Sequel Month)

Mixed Metaphor #14:

When life gives you lemons, skin a cat.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Rule #721

Mixed Metaphor #13:

The squeaky wheel gets the worm.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Rule #720

Mixed Metaphor #12:

Ask a silly question and sleeping dogs lie.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Rule #719

Mixed Metaphor #11:

It's better to have loved and lost than to cry over spilt milk.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Rule #718

Mixed Metaphor #10:

April showers speak louder than words.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Rule #717

Mixed Metaphor #9:

A rose by any other name keeps the doctor away.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Rule #715 (End of Johnny Cash Guest Week #2)

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #14:

If I could start again a million miles away, I would keep myself; I would find a way.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Rule #714

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #13:

Understand your man.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Rule #713

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #12:

Flesh and blood need flesh and blood.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Rule #712

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #11:

Because you're mine, I walk the line.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Rule #711

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #10:

If you get it one piece at a time it won't cost you a dime.