Saturday, February 28, 2009

Rule #7

Chivalry is almost always a good idea.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Rule #6

Stop to enjoy life every once in a while. This isn't a race.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rule #5

Whenever possible, park with an exit strategy.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Rule #4

Don't make fun of people stronger than you are, unless they are unlikely to hurt you or you can outrun them.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Rule #3

When you argue with a woman, you're probably going to be wrong, no matter how right you might be. Give up early.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Rule #2

Whenever possible, stick it to The Man.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Rule #1

Always carry a pen, or always be with someone who is carrying a pen.