Thursday, April 30, 2009

Rule #68

No single nation (America or otherwise) should dictate the behavior of the rest of the world.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Rule #67

If you have some sort of talent or gift that people highly praise, don't let it go to your head.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Rule #66

Open forum discussions of politics, religion, and other controversial topics rarely result in anything positive.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Rule #65

Always check your pockets for pens (since you are always supposed to be carrying one) before you wash your clothes.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Rule #64

Some things are as unpleasant as they are important.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Rule #63

No matter how hard you try, you'll never get everyone to like you. Accept it, and move on.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Rule #62

Don't let technology run your life.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Rule #61

Anything is possible, but some things are highly improbable.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Rule #60

Even if you can't change the world around you, you can always change the way in which you perceive it.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Rule #59

Sometimes change is a very bad thing.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Rule #58

Meat is delicious, regardless of your morality/health-based dispositions on whether you think we should eat it.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Rule #57 (End of Supervillain Guest Week)

Supervillain Rule #7 (from the Joker)

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Rule #56

Supervillain Rule #6 (from Brainiac)

There are two ways to deal with envy: admit it and learn to do without, or take whatever it is that you want.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Rule #55

Supervillain Rule #5 (from Sinestro)

Control comes not from love, compassion, or hope, but from fear.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Rule #54

Supervillain Rule #4 (from Catwoman)

Authority is not to be respected because people with authority act like morons.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Rule #53

Supervillain Rule #3 (from Bane)

Some people are too ugly to hit.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rule #52

Supervillain Rule #2 (from Captain Cold)

Only murder someone under two circumstances: if it's kill or be killed, or if you're after good old-fashioned vengeance.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Rule #51 (Beginning of Supervillain Guest Week)

All this week I will be running rules by supervillains, so without further ado:

Supervillain Rule #1 (from Lex Luthor)

People will always need land, because it's the one thing they're not making any more of.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Rule #50

Believe in the possibility of miracles.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Rule #49

If you're going to foul someone, make it count.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Rule #48

Nothing in life matters without hope.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Rule #47

Unfortunately, underdogs rarely win in real life. That's why they're called underdogs.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Rule #46

Don't take 20 ibuprofen in 2 days. You will, ironically enough, get a severe headache and a lot of chest pain.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Rule #45

Life is fairly easily lost in translation, so choose the words you speak carefully and deliberately.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Rule #44

While acting like a complete jerk may be a fairly effective way to get what you want, it's probably not worth it in the long run.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Rule #43

Sometimes lying is the right thing to do.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Rule #42

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, something's got to give.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Rule #41

Cleaning, while unpleasant, can make you feel really good about yourself and life in general.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Rule #40

You don't always need some sort of rational justification for why you believe what you believe.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Rule #39

The brain is the most important muscle in your body. And, like your other muscles, if you don't use it, you will lose it.