Rule #943

Work song lyrics into everyday conversation whenever possible (bonus points for creativity).

Rule #725

There's no such thing as a quick phone conversation with grandma.

Rule #606

Don't use overly complicated words when they are unnecessary to convey ideas.

Rule #427

Having too many methods of communication possible can actually lower the possibility of someone getting in touch with you.

Rule #382

Every room should have at least one piece of decoration that leads to interesting conversations.

Rule #66

Open forum discussions of politics, religion, and other controversial topics rarely result in anything positive.

Rule #14

Not all problems can be solved by "getting a conversation going".