Sunday, May 31, 2009

Rule #99

Never forget the people who have made you what you are.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Rule #98

When it comes to footwear, function should be more important than fashion.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Rule #97

Pennies make your fingers smell funny and should be avoided whenever possible.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Rule #96

College classes should be about learning what the professors have to say, not about what your peers have to say.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Rule #95

Made up words, such as gaytarded, totes ridic, and bedgasm are a lot of fun.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Rule #94

Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Rule #93

Warranties, while generally a good thing, are also a nigh infinite source of frustration and sorrow.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Rule #92

Sleeping on a couch, while feasible, leaves one feeling somewhat sore and achey, and longing for the comforts of a real bed.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Rule #91 (End of Literary Guest Week)

Literary Guest Rule #7 (from The Chronicles of Narnia)

Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bares his teeth, winter meets its death,
And when he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Rule #90

Literary Guest Rule #6 (from The Great Divorce)

Those that hate goodness are sometimes nearer than those that know nothing at all about it and think they have it already.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Rule #89

Literary Guest Rule #5 (from Lord of the Rings)

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Rule #88

Literary Guest Rule #4 (from A Light in the Attic)

Nothing has more possibilities than one old wet picture puzzle piece.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Rule #87

Literary Guest Rule #3 (from Fahrenheit 451)

When schools turn out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers than examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word "intellectual" becomes a swear word.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Rule #86

Literary Guest Rule #2 (from The Phantom Tollbooth)

A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Rule #85 (Beginning of Literary Guest Week)

All this week I will be running rules from famous or fantastic (or both) books, so without further ado:

Literary Guest Rule #1 (from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Don't Panic.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Rule #84

Sometimes, society is wrong, regardless of how many people support something.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Rule #83

Art is about aesthetics, so even if you don't like it, you can't technically say it isn't art. However, that doesn't mean you can't say it sucks.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Rule #82

No matter what you do, you are changing the world.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Rule #81

Being responsible for your own actions sucks.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Rule #80

Remember that everyone has some sort of obsession, some are just weirder than others.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Rule #79

Sometimes, despite Rule #2, cooperation with The Man is necessary.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Rule #78

Puppies are adorable.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Rule #77

Empty walls are really depressing. Put something on them.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Rule #76

Vampires don't sparkle.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Rule #75

Move to a new place only as often as necessary.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Rule #74

Video games rot your brain, which can occasionally be a good thing.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Rule #73

If you are in a relationship with someone who is cheating on someone else in order to be with you, don't anticipate fidelity.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Rule #72

When picking a major in college, remember that your choice will correspond with a color at graduation, and you may get stuck with pink.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Rule #71

Always take advantage of things that are free.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Rule #70

Don't take yourself too seriously.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Rule #69

Some tools, like Google image search, can be used for great good or great evil (click at your own risk).