Rule #980

Dogs can fall asleep in positions that would break a human's spine.

Rule #615

Recliners don't make very good desk chairs.

Rule #554

Never underestimate the value of a quality mattress.

Rule #381

Satin sheets, though soft, are far too slippery.

Rule #195

A really comfortable bed is worth its weight in gold.

Rule #98

When it comes to footwear, function should be more important than fashion.