Friday, April 30, 2010

Rule #433

The value of a video game is directly tied to how long you enjoy playing it.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Rule #432

If it doesn't have bread, it isn't a sandwich.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Rule #431

It's a lot easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Rule #430

The snooze button is your enemy, not your friend.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Rule #429

It's strangely easy to forget that machines can't get their feelings hurt.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Rule #428

Life has meaning beyond baubles and trinkets.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Rule #427

Having too many methods of communication possible can actually lower the possibility of someone getting in touch with you.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Rule #426

Regardless of how much you love them, your cats will never love you back.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Rule #425

Some problems have no solution.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Rule #424

Political science is not really science.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Rule #423

All work and no play will eventually drive you crazy.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Rule #422

Not everything you read on the internet is true.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Rule #421

If you're going to draw comic books for a living, take a minute to figure out what human beings look like first.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Rule #419

Atheism is just as much a faith claim as theism.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Rule #418

The Bible is not a science textbook.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Rule #417

Knowledge is not something that needs to be feared.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Rule #416

There is no wrong way to cope with the loss of a loved one.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Rule #415

Try and realize that you are not actually as cool as you feel playing Rock Band or Guitar Hero.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Rule #414

We have more kinship with animals than most people's hubris will allow them to believe.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Rule #413

Contrary to what Silver Age comics think, women exist for more than finding a husband.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Rule #412

Human potential is both awe-inspiring and terrifying.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Rule #409

Surfing the internet is a lot like going to a house of ill-repute; do it long enough, and eventually you'll catch something.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Rule #407 is a trap that will keep you clicking for hours.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Rule #406 (End of How to Become a Supervillain Week)

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #7:

When you (inevitably) get caught, plead insanity. It always works.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Rule #405

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #6:

After capturing your archnemesis, explain your plans to them in nauseating detail before placing them in an easily-escaped death trap.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

(The Real) Rule #404

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #5:

Kill someone your archnemesis cares about.

Rule #404

Know when to quit.

I've decided that this will be the last rule I post to the rule blog. I've had a great run. Thanks for reading!