Friday, June 29, 2012

Rule #1,034

There's too much internet and not enough time.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Rule #1,033

Sometimes improvement means settling for something slightly less stupid.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Rule #1,032

Plastic bottles are a great, cheap dog toy.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Rule #1,031

When you need to be in charge, take charge (like a boss).

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Rule #1,030

If you're going to make mistakes, it's better to make them in front of people you never have to see again.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Rule #1,029

Doing anything for the first time can be scary.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Rule #1,028

Even if you don't care about sports, agreeing to watch them with people is a good way to make friends.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Rule #1,027

Before you commit to dressing up in a silly costume, remember that fake beards are itchy, and paint on your skin can get very uncomfortable.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Friday, June 8, 2012

Rule #1,025

Girls who love LEGOs are keepers.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Rule #1,024

You can only do tedious things for so long before you're ready to murder someone.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Rule #1,023

Food allergies suck.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Rule #1,022

Complaining about facebook is one of the worst ways to waste your time.