Sunday, July 31, 2011

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Rule #890


You can make a museum out of anything.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Rule #889


Even if you know your dog will lose their baby teeth, it can still be alarming.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Rule #888


Sometimes clothing for dogs is okay.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Rule #887


Comic book science is a lot like politics; if you don't know the answer, just make up something vague and hope no one checks the facts later.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Rule #886


Eight hours at work can feel like forever.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Rule #885


Killing murderers doesn't make their victims any less dead.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Rule #884


Getting caught up when you've fallen behind feels great.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Rule #883


There's a big difference between "gentle reminders" and "nagging."

Friday, July 22, 2011

Rule #882


Sometimes people need gentle reminders.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Rule #881


You don't need to quote sources if you're popular enough.[citation needed]

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Rule #880


If you clog your air filter with dirt while trying to mow, you probably need to raise the blades to a higher setting.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Rule #879


Superhero movies aren't just a fad.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Rule #878


There are too many good books, and not enough time to read them all.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Rule #877


If you're willing to spend $175 on a dog bed, you need to reevaluate the way you spend money.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Rule #876 (End of Existentialism Guest Week)


Existentialism Guest Rule #7:

In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Rule #875


Existentialism Guest Rule #6:

Man acts as though he were the shaper and master of language, while in fact language remains the master of man.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Rule #874


Existentialism Guest Rule #5:

Even if someone were able to transpose the whole content of faith into conceptual form, it does not follow that he has comprehended faith.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Rule #873


Existentialism Guest Rule #4:

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Rule #872


Existenial Guest Rule #3:

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Rule #871


Existential Guest Rule #2:

Life begins on the other side of despair.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Rule #870 (Beginning of Existentialism Guest Week)


Thanks to wonderfulness of this video, I've got existentialism on the brain. Prepare to embrace the nothingness of existence:

Existential Guest Rule #1:

All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Rule #869


Sometimes arguing makes you feel better.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Rule #868


Technology is supposed to make life easy, but can occasionally make it harder.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Rule #867


Life's a funny thing when you're getting paid to make yourself a birthday card.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Rule #866


Most people won't pay for something they can get for free elsewhere.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Rule #865


Never settle because you're afraid of an uncertain future.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Rule #864


Three years in a row of rain on the fourth of July might mean God hates fireworks.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Rule #862


The 90s refuse to die.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Rule #861


When a book is divided into two parts, you're more likely to wind up with the half that you don't need.