Friday, September 30, 2011

Rule #952


When you work hard to clean, you want to keep things clean.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Rule #951


Take time out for lunch with good friends.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Rule #949


There is nothing this video can't motivate you to do.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Rule #948


Left-handed people with big hands can't be too choosy about their baseball gloves.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Rule #947


Freedom feels good.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Rule #946


Everyone has a childhood crush that sticks with them for life.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Rule #945


Some dog chew toys are less durable than you might hope.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Rule #943


Work song lyrics into everyday conversation whenever possible (bonus points for creativity).

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Rule #942


State fairs are overrated.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Rule #941


If you don't look carefully at your assignments, you could wind up realizing you have to write a 2-3 page paper a couple of hours before it's due.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Rule #940


3:40 am is too late to stay up watching football.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Rule #939


Some people are very easy to hate.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Rule #938


When life brings serendipity your way, grab on tight.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Rule #937


It's hard to know how a dog's going to react to a new toy.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Rule #936


Sometimes finishing is more important than winning.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Rule #935


The smaller the class size, the harder it is to slack off.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Rule #934


You shouldn't listen to 67% of the statistics that you hear.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Rule #933


70% of education is taking classes you don't want to take.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Rule #932 (End of What I've Learned From Disney Movies Week #2 & Sequel Month #2)


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #14:

Things will always get worse before they get better.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Rule #931


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #13:

Never torture your toys.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Rule #930


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #12:

Breaking a curse or not, it's creepy to kiss a sleeping woman you don't even know.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Rule #929


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #11:

Sometimes it's totally innocent when an attractive young woman is living with seven lonely bachelors.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Rule #928


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #10:

Witches are almost always evil.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Rule #927


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #9:

Cross-dressing is one of the many paths by which one can find true love.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Rule #926 (Beginning of What I've Learned from Disney Movies Week #2)


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #8:

Frying pans are excellent weapons.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Rule #925 (End of What I've Learned From Video Games Week #2)


What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #14:

Football only gets better the more gratuitous violence you add.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Rule #924


What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #13:

There's nothing quite like stealing a tank.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Rule #923


What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #12:

When in doubt, up up down down left right left right B A.