Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Rule #830


We always think we know better than the generation that came before us, and the generation that came before us always thinks it knows better than us.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Rule #829


The world would be a better place if wars didn't happen.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Rule #828


Make time for a veteran this week (bonus if it's someone as awesome as Ernest F. Bierschenk).

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Rule #827


Rain is good for nature, but it makes mowing your lawn a lot more futile.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Rule #826


Of the many reason to love having a puppy, "puppy breath" is not one of them.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Rule #825


It's hard to force yourself to get back to work after a long break.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Rule #823


Random samples are often unrepresentative of the whole.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Rule #821


Puppies wake up too early.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rule #820 (End of Grammar Week #2 & Theme Month)


Grammar Rule #14:

There is a difference between "who" and "whom."

Friday, May 20, 2011

Rule #819


Grammar Rule #13:

Two negatives make a positive.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Rule #818


Grammar Rule #12:

There is a difference between "allusion" and "illusion."

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Rule #817


Grammar Rule #11:

There is a difference between "then" and "than."

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Rule #816


Grammar Rule #10:

There is a difference between "affect" and "effect."

Monday, May 16, 2011

Rule #815


Grammar Rule #9:

There is definitely no "a" in definitely.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Rule #814 (Beginning of Grammar Week #2)


Grammar Rule #8:

There is a difference between "your" and "you're."

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Rule #813 (End of What I've Learned From Disney Movies Week)


What I've Learned From Disney Movies Rule #7:

Members of other cultures and races sound white, and they all speak English.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Rule #812


What I've Learned From Disney Movies Rule #6:

Black market dog pelts are serious business.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Rule #811


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #5:

All animals are sentient, and most of the ones you think are dangerous can actually be friendly.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Rule #810


What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #4:

You can't trust aunts, uncles, or stepparents.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Rule #809


What I've Learned From Disney Movies Rule #3:

Villains die horrible, violent deaths.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Rule #808


What I've Learned From Disney Movies Rule #2:

Every emotion can be expressed through song.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Rule #807 (Beginning of What I've Learned From Disney Movies Week)


What I've Learned From Disney Movies Rule #1:

Every good protagonist is an orphan.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Rule #806 (End of Life in an 80s Movie Week)


Life in an 80s Movie Rule #7:

If you change your social status by buying a girlfriend, people will eventually find out the truth.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Rule #805


Life in an 80s Movie Rule #6:

If you make Val Kilmer build a death ray, he will destroy your house with popcorn.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Rule #804


Life in an 80s Movie Rule #5:

There's a possibility you'll wind up in The Danger Zone.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Rule #803


Life in an 80s Movie Rule #4:

You will have a montage.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Rule #802


Life in an 80s Movies Rule #3:

If you're in a John Hughes teen movie, prepare for someone to break down and cry about how hard life is at least once.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Rule #801


Life in an 80s Movie Rule #2:

If you're a jock, prepare to beat up nerds.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Rule #800 (Beginning of Life in an 80s Movie Week)


Life in an 80s Movie Rule #1:

If you're a nerd, prepare to be beat up by jocks.