Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Rule #129

Fanatical patriotism that places governments beyond reproach should not be encouraged.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Rule #128

Fireworks should available more than once or twice a year.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Rule #127

Reading is a lot like riding a bicycle; you don't forget how, but it takes a while to get back up to speed.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Rule #126

Past your 21st, birthdays become less and less meaningful.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Rule #125

Don't do drugs. Watch Across the Universe instead.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Rule #124

Collating is boring.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Rule #123

Actors can be total prima donnas and still make awesome movies.

(Using Christian Bale's picture in this post probably violates Rule #4)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Rule #122

Allergies can be very frustrating if you're allergic to something you love.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Rule #121

Dogs really are man's best friend.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Rule #120

Having to work on other people's time frame can be very frustrating.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Rule #119

Going to the doctor's office is rarely a pleasant experience.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Rule #118

Napping, while pleasant, also eats up a significant portion of the day.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Rule #117

Symmetry is not an essential part of life.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Rule #116

Humans beings are more emotionally driven than rationally driven.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Rule #115

Life doesn't get much better than Chinese food and Kung Fu movies.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Rule #114

Daily commitments can be hard to keep up with.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Rule #113

Racism is not acceptable, whether it is the majority against the minority, or vice versa.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Rule #112

Furniture doesn't have to match.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Rule #111

Accents, real or fake, are a fantastic way to make yourself more interesting, attractive, and/or mysterious.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Rule #110

Men and women will never fully understand each other. Accept it, and move on.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Rule #109

Every once in a while, escapism can be a good thing.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Rule #108

Never lose the magic of imagination.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Rule #107

It isn't healthy to be jealous of someone else's friendship.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Rule #106

Graduation presents are awesome.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Rule #105

Men rarely known what we have done wrong, and refusing to tell us what we have done only ensures that it will happen again.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Rule #104

If you ever hang curtains, use an electric screwdriver instead of trying to do it by hand.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Rule #103

Superheroes are a lot of fun, but if people run around in primary-colored spandex in real life, someone's likely to send them to an asylum.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Rule #102 (And A Shameless Plug)

Haikus are fun to write, and may or may not make any sense whatsoever.

Speaking of Haikus, I have just created a third blog entitled Syllabic Restraints, which I will also be updating with haikus on a daily basis.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Rule #101

There is never enough time in the day.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Rule #100

Reaching number 100 in something doesn't always have to be a big deal.