Rule #904

Sometimes improvisation works.

Rule #548

Don't overstate the case.

Rule #232 (Beginning of Webcomic Guest Week)

Webcomic Guest Week #1 (from xkcd):

Some of us are just pretending to be grownups the best we know how.

Rule #108

Never lose the magic of imagination.

Rule #13

Don't ever combine DayQuil, Percocet, and Ibuprofen, unless you want to go a vision quest to find your spirit animal (Mine's a white tiger, just so you know).