Rule #1,091

Spoilers Theme Rule #6:

If you're going to pretend to live in the past to escape society, don't forget to pack some penicillin.

Rule #976

It's easy (and cheaper) to prevent fleas than it is to treat them.

Rule #851

Seriously: use sunscreen.

Rule #717

Mixed Metaphor #9:

A rose by any other name keeps the doctor away.

Rule #488

While unexpected, it is entirely possible to catch a cold in summer.

Rule #467

Every once in a while you need to give somebody else a taste of their own medicine.

Rule #46

Don't take 20 ibuprofen in 2 days. You will, ironically enough, get a severe headache and a lot of chest pain.

Rule #13

Don't ever combine DayQuil, Percocet, and Ibuprofen, unless you want to go a vision quest to find your spirit animal (Mine's a white tiger, just so you know).