Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Rule #922

What I've Learned From Video Games Rule #11:

When it comes to mass appeal, simpler is better.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Rule #921

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #10:

Effeminate men love ridiculous clothing and giant swords.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Rule #920

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #9:

Hedgehogs are incredibly fast and like to hang out with mutant foxes.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Rule #919 (Beginning of What I've Learned from Video Games Week #2)

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #8:

Fighting games require little to no skill if you can trap your opponent by repeating the same simple move over and over.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

Rule #917

Webcomic Guest Rule #13 (from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal):

Don't invite Mathematicians to sporting events.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Rule #916

Webcomic Guest Rule #12 (from Scenes from a Multiverse):

Volcanoes are nature's pimples.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Rule #915

Webcomic Guest Rule #11 (from Our Valued Customers):

Batman is an important part of any trip to see the dentist.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Rule #914

Webcomic Guest Rule #10 (from Jersey Circus):

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Rule #913

Webcomic Guest Rule #9 (from Garfield Minus Garfield):

If you don't understand women, just pretend that you do.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Rule #912 (Beginning of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #8 (from Let's Be Friends Again):

Sometimes wearing a Superman costume is inappropriate.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Rule #911 (End of Literary Guest Week #2)

Literary Guest Rule #14 (from Brave New World):

When the individual feels, the community reels.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Rule #910

Literary Guest Rule #13 (from Beowulf):

Let whoever can win glory before death.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Rule #909

Literary Guest Rule #12 (from To Kill a Mockingbird):

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Rule #908

Literary Guest Rule #11 (from Ender's Game):

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Rule #907

Literary Guest Rule #10 (from 1984):

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Monday, August 15, 2011

Rule #906

Literary Guest Rule #9 (from Lord of the Flies):

Maybe there is a beast...maybe it's only us.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Rule #905 (Beginning of Sequel Month #2 & Literary Guest Week #2)

Why work hard when you can follow a familiar, successful formula?

Literary Guest Rule #8 (from The Hobbit):

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Rule #904

Sometimes improvisation works.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Rule #903

One way or another, everything finds a resolution.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Rule #902

Life leads to a lot of odd realizations, such as the fact that the Penguin was Rocky's mentor.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Rule #901

Friendship is a lot more fragile than you think it is.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Rule #900

Sometimes you just need to know that someone cares.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Rule #899

Skepticism can be a very good thing.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Rule #898

Blue shells (inescapable and unpredictable death) are important metaphors for life.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Rule #897

While the past never changes, people and places do.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Rule #896

When you've moved nine times in six years, it's hard to believe anyone else still lives where they did years ago.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Rule #895

Sometimes the past sneaks up on you.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Rule #894

Hell is [waiting on] other people.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Rule #893

Hypocrisy: only funny when it's intentional.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Rule #892

There's no excuse for consistent tardiness.