Rule #913

Webcomic Guest Rule #9 (from Garfield Minus Garfield):

If you don't understand women, just pretend that you do.

Rule #894

Hell is [waiting on] other people.

Rule #876 (End of Existentialism Guest Week)

Existentialism Guest Rule #7:

In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.

Rule #875

Existentialism Guest Rule #6:

Man acts as though he were the shaper and master of language, while in fact language remains the master of man.

Rule #874

Existentialism Guest Rule #5:

Even if someone were able to transpose the whole content of faith into conceptual form, it does not follow that he has comprehended faith.

Rule #873

Existentialism Guest Rule #4:

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

Rule #872

Existenial Guest Rule #3:

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of.

Rule #871

Existential Guest Rule #2:

Life begins on the other side of despair.

Rule #870 (Beginning of Existentialism Guest Week)

Thanks to wonderfulness of this video, I've got existentialism on the brain. Prepare to embrace the nothingness of existence:

Existential Guest Rule #1:

All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.