Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Rule #402

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #3:

Pick an archnemesis (it helps if they've somehow wronged you in the past, but it isn't necessary).

Monday, March 29, 2010

Rule #401

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #2:

Pick some sort of zany theme to your crimes, such as numbers, holidays, sending the police riddles, using toys, boomerangs, etc.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Rule #400 (Beginning of How To Become A Supervillain Week)

It's time for another theme week here on the rule blog, and I've decided to help all of you give in to your heart's most evil desires, because this week's theme is: How to Become A Supervillain. Let's get to it, shall we?

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #1:

Get a ridiculously absurd costume.

Bonus points to anyone who can name all of these villains!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Rule #399

The quality of a movie can only improve if the main character has a nunchuck fight with Richard Nixon.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Rule #398

It doesn't happen very often, but occasionally the quality of sequels are on par with the original.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Rule #397

Small children are perpetual liars.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Rule #396

Children can turn any toy into a weapon.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Rule #395

Books are meant to be enjoyed.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Rule #394

It's not really Spring until it feels like it.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Rule #393

Never trust weather forecasters.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Rule #392

If you're not busy at work all day, someone will definitely have something for you to do five minutes before quitting time.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Rule #391

Sometimes even guys enjoy decorating.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Rule #390

Cross-dressing is always either hilarious or horrifying.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Rule #389

Whether something is an accomplishment or a waste of time depends on who you ask.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Rule #388

Furniture you have to assemble yourself should always come with extra hardware.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Rule #387

Sometimes past generations are right about how certain things were better.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Rule #386

Your most valuable possessions shouldn't be things that can be bought in a store.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Rule #385

When you start to notice a funny smell, it's definitely time to clean out your car.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Rule #384

White people are allowed to like rap, too.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Rule #383

Some things you regret forever.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Rule #382

Every room should have at least one piece of decoration that leads to interesting conversations.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Rule #381

Satin sheets, though soft, are far too slippery.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Rule #379

It's unlikely to find things that are both cheap and long-lasting.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Rule #378 (End of Nerd Commandment Theme Week)

Nerd Commandment #7:

Whenever geeky things become cool, never forget that you lived it before anyone cared.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Rule #377

Nerd Commandment #6:

Be able to quote something (such as a book, TV show, movie, etc.) ad nauseum.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Rule #376

Nerd Commandment #5:

It is entirely possible to have too many action figures (and that number is a lot less than shown here).

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Rule #375

Nerd Commandment #4:

The following make almost anything (with a few exceptions) better: werewolves, zombies, vampires, ninjas, pirates, and superpowers.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Rule #374

Nerd Commandment #3:

Your first exposure to a nerdy property (character, TV show, movie franchise, etc.) is the best that property has ever been, and everyone needs to know about it.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Rule #373

Nerd Commandment #2:

If you ever hear the phrase "And now you know" you must immediately respond "And knowing is half the battle".