Rule #653

When you're moving out, sometimes you have to ignore what Rule #77 is telling you.

Rule #651

Men don't care about curtains (regardless of what my wife thinks).

Rule #391

Sometimes even guys enjoy decorating.

Rule #382

Every room should have at least one piece of decoration that leads to interesting conversations.

Rule #339

Decorating can be a somewhat traumatic experience when dealing with a perfectionist.

Rule #272

Corner shelves are deceptively less roomy than they appear.

Rule #112

Furniture doesn't have to match.

Rule #104

If you ever hang curtains, use an electric screwdriver instead of trying to do it by hand.

Rule #77

Empty walls are really depressing. Put something on them.

Rule #8

Never wear a toupee. You're not fooling anyone, and you should be happy with who you are.