Saturday, October 31, 2009

Rule #252


There's no pagan holiday Christianity can't conquer.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Rule #251


Occasionally the world punishes you for being too good at something. Learn to live with it.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Rule #250


Unfortunately, reality seldom lives up to our hopes and dreams.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Rule #249


Often we are forced to choose not what is the good, but what is the lesser of evils.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Rule #248


Living by yourself for too long can give you cabin fever.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Rule #247


Adrenaline is a powerful thing.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Rule #246


After a long absence, it's always nice to get back to doing the things you love.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Rule #245 (End of Superhero Guest Week & Guest Month)


Superhero Guest Rule #7 (from Superman):

You can't have a war without people dying.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Rule #244


Superhero Guest Rule #6 (from Invincible):

It's easy for superheroes to forget their own strength.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Rule #243


Superhero Guest Rule #5 (from Elongated Man):

Ice cream shops don't just sell chocolate and vanilla because every once in a while someone walks in and orders butter pecan.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rule #242


Superhero Guest Rule #4 (from Batman):

If you want to beat your opponent you have to think like your opponent.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Rule #241


Superhero Guest Rule #3 (from Big Barda):

Some questions are better left unanswered.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Rule #240


Superhero Guest Rule #2 (from The Flash):

Racing and racing for charity are two entirely different things.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Rule #239 (Beginning of Superhero Guest Week)


Superhero Guest Rule #1 (from Green Lantern):

Question authority and challenge those more powerful than you.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Rule #238 (End of Webcomic Guest Week)

Webcomic Guest Rule #7 (from Red Meat):

People are more likely to listen to you if you have a puppet.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Rule #237


Webcomic Guest Rule #6 (from VGCats):

Sometimes arch-rivals are not very evenly matched.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Rule #236


Webcomic Guest Rule #5 (from Married to the Sea):

The Internet is no place for delicate sensibilities.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Rule #235


Webcomic Guest Rule #4 (from Dr. McNinja):

Life is about important questions.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Rule #234

Webcomic Guest Rule #3 (from Least I Could Do):

If your parents aren't willing to die for you to become Batman, they don't really love you.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Rule #233

Webcomic Guest Week #2 (from Questionable Content):

Maturity is realizing you used to be an idiot. Wisdom is realizing you will be an idiot in the future. Common sense is trying not to be an idiot right now.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Rule #232 (Beginning of Webcomic Guest Week)

Webcomic Guest Week #1 (from xkcd):

Some of us are just pretending to be grownups the best we know how.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Rule #231 (End of Philosopher Guest Week)


Philosopher Guest Rule #7 (by Søren Kierkegaard):

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Rule #230


Philosopher Guest Rule #6 (from William James):

Everybody should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Rule #229


Philosopher Guest Rule #5 (by Siddhartha Gautama aka The Buddha):

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Rule #228


Philosopher Guest Rule #4 (by Friedrich Nietzsche):

At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Rule #227


Philosopher Guest Rule #3 (by Ludwig Wittgenstein, for Shelley):

With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Rule #226


Philosopher Guest Rule #2 (by Immanuel Kant):

Although all our knowledge begins with experience, it does not follow that it arises from experience.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Rule #225 (Beginning of Philosopher Guest Week)


Philosopher Guest Rule #1 (by Plato):

A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Rule #224 (End of Clichéd Platitude Guest Week)


Clichéd Platitude #7:

Behind every cloud there's a silver lining.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Rule #223


Clichéd Platitude #6:

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Rule #222


Clichéd Platitude #5:

You can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it.