Rule #1,021

You shouldn't have to install applications to read news articles on facebook.

Rule #1,020

Arizona might be the worst place ever.

Rule #1,019

The worst part of making desserts for other people is not getting to eat them.

Rule #1,018

There are times when maintaining relationships is more important than speaking the truth.

Rule #1,017

The lack of the internet cripples modern humanity (we're addicts).

Rule #1,016

Don't put paint on your lips.  It chafes. 

Rule #1,015

Koala bears aren't poisonous, and if you tell people you heard that maybe they are, they will laugh in your face.

Rule #1,014

Life never gets easier, but it can get better.

Rule #1,013 (End of You're Not Funny When... Theme Week)

Rule #7: You're Not Funny When...

You beat a dead horse.

(p.s. You're also not funny when you tell me that this week's rules weren't funny.)

Rule #1,012

Rule #6: You're Not Funny When...

You're Jay Leno.

Rule #1,011

Rule #5: You're Not Funny When...

You use any kind of catchphrase.

Rule #1,010

Rule #4: You're Not Funny When...

You quote others incessantly.

Rule #1,009

Rule #3: You're Not Funny When...

You repeat yourself over and over again.

Rule #1,008

Rule #2: You're Not Funny When...

Puppets take care of the racism for you.

Rule #1,007 (Beginning of You're Not Funny When... Theme Week)

Fortunately for all of you, special weeks are still seven days long here on the rule blog.  Unfortunately, this one is guaranteed to step on more than a few toes.  Prepare to find out why no one is laughing with you.

Rule #1: You're Not Funny When...

You're being incredibly racist.

Rule #1,006

When you tell several bachelors about Dogs Playing Poker being on sale at Wal-Mart, odds are one of them will get excited.

Rule #1,005

There are plenty of very good reasons to lose faith in the political process.