Rule #1,103

Some news is so big it takes time to figure out how you feel about it.

Rule #1,033

Sometimes improvement means settling for something slightly less stupid.

Rule #1,031

When you need to be in charge, take charge (like a boss).

Rule #1,021

You shouldn't have to install applications to read news articles on facebook.

Rule #1,001

Don't call it a comeback.

Rule #983

There's nothing quite as wonderful for Evil Wanderer as the look on a child's face when you run out of candy on Halloween.

Rule #949

There is nothing this video can't motivate you to do.

Rule #944

In my castle I'm the freakin' king.

Rule #923

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #12:

When in doubt, up up down down left right left right B A.

Rule #911 (End of Literary Guest Week #2)

Literary Guest Rule #14 (from Brave New World):

When the individual feels, the community reels.

Rule #910

Literary Guest Rule #13 (from Beowulf):

Let whoever can win glory before death.

Rule #909

Literary Guest Rule #12 (from To Kill a Mockingbird):

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.

Rule #908

Literary Guest Rule #11 (from Ender's Game):

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

Rule #907

Literary Guest Rule #10 (from 1984):

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Rule #906

Literary Guest Rule #9 (from Lord of the Flies):

Maybe there is a beast...maybe it's only us.

Rule #905 (Beginning of Sequel Month #2 & Literary Guest Week #2)

Why work hard when you can follow a familiar, successful formula?

Literary Guest Rule #8 (from The Hobbit):

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.

Rule #902

Life leads to a lot of odd realizations, such as the fact that the Penguin was Rocky's mentor.

Rule #891

Everyone likes different music (some choices more unfortunate than others).

Rule #890

You can make a museum out of anything.

Rule #870 (Beginning of Existentialism Guest Week)

Thanks to wonderfulness of this video, I've got existentialism on the brain. Prepare to embrace the nothingness of existence:

Existential Guest Rule #1:

All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.