Rule #1,090

Spoilers Theme Rule #5:

"Rosebud" is a stupid name for a sled.

Rule #1,032

Plastic bottles are a great, cheap dog toy.

Rule #1,025

Girls who love LEGOs are keepers.

Rule #945

Some dog chew toys are less durable than you might hope.

Rule #937

It's hard to know how a dog's going to react to a new toy.

Rule #931

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #13:

Never torture your toys.

Rule #890

You can make a museum out of anything.

Rule #854

If super glue or duct tape can't fix it, it isn't worth saving.

Rule #560

One man's treasure is another man's irritating train whistle.

Rule #481

Taking advice from a 22 year-old who can see over a dozen action figures from where he's sitting is questionable at best.

Rule #401

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #2:

Pick some sort of zany theme to your crimes, such as numbers, holidays, sending the police riddles, using toys, boomerangs, etc.

Rule #396

Children can turn any toy into a weapon.

Rule #376

Nerd Commandment #5:

It is entirely possible to have too many action figures (and that number is a lot less than shown here).

Rule #326

New toys are wonderful distractions from the things you actually need to be doing.