Thursday, June 30, 2011

Rule #860

Cuteness is a poor substitute for good behavior.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Rule #859

Anonymity changes the way human beings interact.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Rule #858

The nature of society keeps certain desires repressed.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Rule #857

Bitter spray to stop chewing shouldn't be more of a punishment for you than it is for your dog.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Rule #856

Sometimes it's worth it to pay a little extra.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Rule #855

Don't believe everything you read about a movie in reviews.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Rule #854

If super glue or duct tape can't fix it, it isn't worth saving.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Rule #853

People are never as two-dimensional as we want to believe they are.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Rule #852

Possible future endeavors hold a lot of potential for worry.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Rule #851

Seriously: use sunscreen.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rule #850

Sunburns ruin sleep.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Rule #849

Some pain can't be understood until it's lived.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Rule #848 (End of Classic Rock Guest Week)

Classic Rock Rule #7 (from Led Zeppelin):

There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Rule #847

Classic Rock Rule #6 (from Creedence Clearwater Revival):

I ain't no fortunate one.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Rule #846

Classic Rock Rule #5 (from Blue Oyster Cult):

Don't fear the reaper.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Rule #845

Classic Rock Rule #4 (from Queen):

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Rule #844

Classic Rock Rule #3 (from The Rolling Stones):

I'll never be your beast of burden.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Rule #843

Classic Rock Rule #2 (from Jimi Hendrix):

You don't care about me, I don't care about that.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Rule #842 (Beginning of Classic Rock Guest Week)

Classic rock: not only wonderful music, but full of wisdom and insight for the ages. For those about to rock, I salute you.

Classic Rock Rule #1 (from The Eagles):

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Rule #841

Unfortunately for Rule #840, everything is important to someone.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Rule #840

The best debates are the ones about topics that don't matter.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Rule #839

Jackie Chan's career (while awesome) has all been downhill from 1978.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Rule #838

Stealing a digital copy of something doesn't really feel like stealing (even though it totally is).

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Rule #837

Sometimes you have to stick with changes you aren't crazy about just long enough to prove a point.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Rule #836

Having someone actively bother you is better than being forgotten.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Rule #834

Philosophically speaking, "human being" and "person" are not equivocal terms.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Rule #831

If Rule #830 wasn't true, culture, for better or worse, wouldn't change.