Rule #1,098

If you bend space/time too much, it might just break.

Rule #1,029

Doing anything for the first time can be scary.

Rule #978

Depressing rules are depressing.

Rule #852

Possible future endeavors hold a lot of potential for worry.

Rule #833

You can never go wrong with a tautology.

Rule #826

Of the many reason to love having a puppy, "puppy breath" is not one of them.

Rule #815

Grammar Rule #9:

There is definitely no "a" in definitely.

Rule #782

Wikipedia is the greatest source of knowledge in the world [citation needed].

Rule #743

Only bend space/time when it's absolutely necessary.

Rule #738

Don't ignore requests and then expect to have yours answered.

Rule #684

Grammar Rule #4:

"Alright" is not a word.

Rule #674

It doesn't matter if someone's mad as long as they aren't mad at you.

Rule #662

Stubbornly trying to do Christmas "your way" will just ruin the holiday for everybody, yourself included.

Rule #617

Don't watch scary movies alone or in the dark.

Rule #563

You should never have to wake up before the sun.

Rule #516

It's difficult to shop for someone when you don't know what they like.

Rule #468

The only problem with kittens is that they turn into cats.

Rule #456

A Saturday free for relaxation is a rare and beautiful thing, and should be treated as such.

Rule #426

Regardless of how much you love them, your cats will never love you back.

Rule #410

There is a significant difference between atheism and agnosticism.