Rule #738

Don't ignore requests and then expect to have yours answered.

Rule #669

Evil Rule #3 (from Evil Wanderer):

Never refill ice cube trays.

Rule #606

Don't use overly complicated words when they are unnecessary to convey ideas.

Rule #202

If you share a secretary/receptionist with several other people, try not to monopolize their time.

Rule #183

Do your best to always park between the lines.

Rule #44

While acting like a complete jerk may be a fairly effective way to get what you want, it's probably not worth it in the long run.

Rule #36

Just because you're in college, you don't have to parade around naked. None of the people you live with want to see that.