Monday, November 30, 2009

Rule #282

If a girl is willing to watch both Die Hard and 300 with you, never let her go.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Rule #281

The more public notoriety a sports team has, the more obnoxious its fans are.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Rule #280

Football is just a game.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Rule #279

God still loves stupid people.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Rule #278

There's no way to celebrate a holiday like gluttony. And togetherness.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Rule #277

Faith shouldn't be an excuse not to think.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rule #276

Inaccessibility to novice levels of understanding have a tendency to isolate potential adherents within an organization.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Rule #275

Parties where you receive gifts are few and far between. Enjoy them while they last.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Rule #274

Science has a lot of really weird ideas.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Rule #273

32 hours of class in one week is a terrible, terrible idea.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Rule #272

Corner shelves are deceptively less roomy than they appear.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Rule #271

Sometimes you can easily get lost even if you read the directions.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Rule #270

Loud, radical minority voices within a group have a tendency to skew the general perception of the groups by outsiders.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rule #269

Strong convictions do not make your beliefs more or less true.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Rule #268

Skepticism and cynicism are not the same thing.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Rule #267

If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Rule #266

It is possible, despite popular opinion to the contrary, to always get what you want. It's just not worth it.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Rule #265

It's never easy admitting you need to quit something.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Rule #264

Starting a project is a lot less daunting than seeing it through to the end.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Rule #263

Tradition can be a very powerful thing.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Rule #262

It's possible to miss something you never had in the first place.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Rule #261

Old emotions can resurface at the weirdest of times.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Rule #260

It is entirely possible to feel alone while surrounded by people.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Rule #259

There isn't a lot of difference (despite the illegality and the dangers created thereby) between retail jobs and drug dealing.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Rule #258

In the internet age, there is no escaping your embarrassing past.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Rule #257

If you're in a relationship with someone and they get sick, eventually so will you.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Rule #256

Proof isn't always necessary to make accusations.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Rule #255

Plausible deniability is key to loose morality*.

See disclaimer attached to Rule #209.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Rule #254

Six hours of sleep a night is not a very healthy way to live your life.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Rule #253

Despite what American sensibilities might tell you, movies with lots of violence but no nudity are not morally superior to movies with nudity but no violence.