Monday, November 30, 2009

Rule #282


If a girl is willing to watch both Die Hard and 300 with you, never let her go.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Rule #281


The more public notoriety a sports team has, the more obnoxious its fans are.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Rule #280


Football is just a game.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Rule #279


God still loves stupid people.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Rule #278


There's no way to celebrate a holiday like gluttony. And togetherness.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Rule #277


Faith shouldn't be an excuse not to think.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rule #276


Inaccessibility to novice levels of understanding have a tendency to isolate potential adherents within an organization.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Rule #275


Parties where you receive gifts are few and far between. Enjoy them while they last.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Rule #274


Science has a lot of really weird ideas.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Rule #273


32 hours of class in one week is a terrible, terrible idea.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Rule #272


Corner shelves are deceptively less roomy than they appear.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Rule #271


Sometimes you can easily get lost even if you read the directions.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Rule #270


Loud, radical minority voices within a group have a tendency to skew the general perception of the groups by outsiders.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rule #269


Strong convictions do not make your beliefs more or less true.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Rule #268


Skepticism and cynicism are not the same thing.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Rule #267


If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Rule #266


It is possible, despite popular opinion to the contrary, to always get what you want. It's just not worth it.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Rule #265


It's never easy admitting you need to quit something.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Rule #264


Starting a project is a lot less daunting than seeing it through to the end.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Rule #263


Tradition can be a very powerful thing.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Rule #262


It's possible to miss something you never had in the first place.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Rule #261


Old emotions can resurface at the weirdest of times.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Rule #260


It is entirely possible to feel alone while surrounded by people.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Rule #259


There isn't a lot of difference (despite the illegality and the dangers created thereby) between retail jobs and drug dealing.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Rule #258


In the internet age, there is no escaping your embarrassing past.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Rule #257


If you're in a relationship with someone and they get sick, eventually so will you.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Rule #256


Proof isn't always necessary to make accusations.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Rule #255


Plausible deniability is key to loose morality*.











See disclaimer attached to Rule #209.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Rule #254


Six hours of sleep a night is not a very healthy way to live your life.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Rule #253


Despite what American sensibilities might tell you, movies with lots of violence but no nudity are not morally superior to movies with nudity but no violence.