Monday, August 31, 2009

Rule #191

If you're going to take Masters classes, be ready to do a lot of reading.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Rule #190

Promises are meant to be kept.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Rule #189

It's hard to force creativity.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Rule #188

The more habitual something is, the harder it is to stop.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Rule #187

It's hard to pass up a good deal, even if it's something you don't need.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Rule #186

Cleaning is a constant uphill battle. However, there's always Rule #41 to look forward to.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Rule #185

Typically, the size of a man's vehicle is inversely proportional to the size of his member.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Rule #184

If someone else parks in more than one space, it isn't the end of the world.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Rule #183

Do your best to always park between the lines.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Rule #182 (End of Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week)

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week Rule #7 (from Logan Kruck)

Really, you have nothing to prove.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Rule #181

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #6 (from Jason Smith)

When someone offers you a piece of gum or a mint, go ahead and take it. They might be trying to tell you something.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Rule #180

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #5 (from Brint Montgomery)

It's better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Rule #179

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #4 (from Shane Sellstrom)

When installing a new car stereo, remember to eject the CD you were listening to before removing the old stereo.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Rule #178

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #3 (from Keegan Trimble):

You don't necessarily have to take something just because it's free, cheap, and/or on Craig's list.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Rule #177

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #2 (from Aaron Pope):

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Rule #176 (Beginning of Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week)

This week I will be running rules written by good friends and rule blog readers. So, without further ado...

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #1 (from Clint Gilbert):

If the gossip isn't true, it is at least deserved.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Rule #175

There's no need to work hard if you can get someone else to do the work for you.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Rule #174

It's hard to get your computer back to the way you like it if you have to start over from scratch.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Rule #173

It's easy to lie on the internet.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Rule #172

Beware people who never stop talking.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Rule #171

Always cover your butt.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Rule #170

When video games are sly enough to trick you into exercising, we are not too far away from being replaced by machines.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Rule #169

There is no age limit on cartoons.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Rule #168

Disney sequels are rarely worth watching.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Rule #167

Looking through photos albums can be exhausting.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Rule #166

Computer difficulties can get in the way of keeping a daily update schedule on the internet.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Rule #165

Items that require assembly always come with too many or too few parts.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Rule #164

It's harder to trust after having been betrayed, even if it's only by a machine.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Rule #163

The internet is generally an unfriendly place.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Rule #162

Even terrible video games can be a viable distraction from real life.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Rule #161

It is still possible for thunder to frighten adults.