Rule #385

When you start to notice a funny smell, it's definitely time to clean out your car.

Rule #297

Everyone likes a smell some people think is weird, like "freshly mowed grass" or "old books".

Rule #181

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #6 (from Jason Smith)

When someone offers you a piece of gum or a mint, go ahead and take it. They might be trying to tell you something.

Rule #131

Weird smells can be delicate situations, especially when shared with only one other person.

Rule #97

Pennies make your fingers smell funny and should be avoided whenever possible.

Rule #28

Personal hygiene is important: please don't smell like a foot all the time.

Rule #11

True love is being able to kiss someone who has morning breath.