Rule #1,081

You'll probably never have enough time to do everything you want to do.

Rule #1,022

Complaining about facebook is one of the worst ways to waste your time.

Rule #1,020

Arizona might be the worst place ever.

Rule #1,005

There are plenty of very good reasons to lose faith in the political process.

Rule #781

Everyone needs a rallying cry now and then.

Rule #750

Anthropomorphism makes some things better, and some things much worse.

Rule #612

No one tells the whole truth all the time.

Rule #602

Racist propaganda never did anything good for anybody.

Rule #528

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #2:

Don't split up.

Rule #390

Cross-dressing is always either hilarious or horrifying.

Rule #373

Nerd Commandment #2:

If you ever hear the phrase "And now you know" you must immediately respond "And knowing is half the battle".

Rule #169

There is no age limit on cartoons.