Rule #677

The NFL may be full of cry-baby millionaires, but at least they don't have to worry about academic ineligibility.

Rule #96

College classes should be about learning what the professors have to say, not about what your peers have to say.

Rule #72

When picking a major in college, remember that your choice will correspond with a color at graduation, and you may get stuck with pink.

Rule #36

Just because you're in college, you don't have to parade around naked. None of the people you live with want to see that.