Rule #1,071

What Makes Books Great Rule #5:

Great books make you question what you believe in.

Rule #959

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #6:

Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong.

Rule #958

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #5:

There's nothing in the universe cold steel won't cut.

Rule #957

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #4:

Let me live deep while I live.

Rule #956

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #3:

When I cannot stand alone, it will be time to die.

Rule #955

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #2:

Mount and follow me to Hell.

Rule #954 ( Beginning of the Conan the Barbarian Guest Week)

By Crom! If you are weak, flee in fear, for this week on the rule blog belongs to Conan the Barbarian.

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #1:

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split.

Rule #918 (End of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #14 (from Toothpaste for Dinner):

Babies don't need pockets.

Rule #917

Webcomic Guest Rule #13 (from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal):

Don't invite Mathematicians to sporting events.

Rule #916

Webcomic Guest Rule #12 (from Scenes from a Multiverse):

Volcanoes are nature's pimples.

Rule #915

Webcomic Guest Rule #11 (from Our Valued Customers):

Batman is an important part of any trip to see the dentist.

Rule #914

Webcomic Guest Rule #10 (from Jersey Circus):

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA.

Rule #913

Webcomic Guest Rule #9 (from Garfield Minus Garfield):

If you don't understand women, just pretend that you do.

Rule #912 (Beginning of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #8 (from Let's Be Friends Again):

Sometimes wearing a Superman costume is inappropriate.

Rule #887

Comic book science is a lot like politics; if you don't know the answer, just make up something vague and hope no one checks the facts later.

Rule #823

Random samples are often unrepresentative of the whole.

Rule #737

No matter how much you think you know about something, there's always more that could be learned.

Rule #736

If a comic book is called "Skull-Kickers," at least one skull should get kicked every issue.

Rule #724

It's Valentine's Day. Speak from the heart.

Rule #655

The fact that something is a tie-in product doesn't necessarily mean it will suck (although most do).