Rule #1,103

Some news is so big it takes time to figure out how you feel about it.

Rule #1,014

Life never gets easier, but it can get better.

Rule #870 (Beginning of Existentialism Guest Week)

Thanks to wonderfulness of this video, I've got existentialism on the brain. Prepare to embrace the nothingness of existence:

Existential Guest Rule #1:

All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.

Rule #745

Pacemaker or not, you probably shouldn't be allowed to portray Darth Vader if you've never seen Star Wars.

Rule #616

Nothing is funnier than puns (because the point of humor is to make people groan).

Rule #609

When you've created something wonderful, don't try and add anything to it.

Rule #372 (Beginning of Nerd Commandment Theme Week)

I got some good responses from Zombie Survival Week, so I thought I would try my hand at another theme this week: The Seven Nerd Commandments. Let's get to it, shall we?*

Nerd Commandment #1:

Nerds cannot like any of the following dichotomous groups (or things of a similar nature) equally: Star Wars and Star Trek, DC and Marvel, or Mac and PC.

*Some of the following rules are adaptations of rules found here.