Rule #1,085

Filler content is technically still content.

Rule #971

The only thing worse than telling corny jokes is having to tell someone else's corny jokes.

Rule #779

Eternal vigilance is the price of cleanliness.

Rule #778

Happiness is a worn pun.

Rule #752

You have to celebrate Pi Day if your wife is a math teacher.

Rule #659

If you move somewhere with hardwood floors in winter, invest in some slippers.

Rule #616

Nothing is funnier than puns (because the point of humor is to make people groan).