Rule #1,107

The most unrealistic part of Dr. Who is that it's never raining in London.

Rule #864

Three years in a row of rain on the fourth of July might mean God hates fireworks.

Rule #718

Mixed Metaphor #10:

April showers speak louder than words.

Rule #659

If you move somewhere with hardwood floors in winter, invest in some slippers.

Rule #509

When playing video games during a thunderstorm, save frequently.

Rule #488

While unexpected, it is entirely possible to catch a cold in summer.

Rule #394

It's not really Spring until it feels like it.

Rule #393

Never trust weather forecasters.

Rule #343

When you've spent 10 & 1/2 hours trapped in your car because of snow, there is no such thing as a "Winter Wonderland".

Rule #340

Never trust a weatherman in Oklahoma.