Rule #659

If you move somewhere with hardwood floors in winter, invest in some slippers.

Rule #570

Dr. Seuss Guest Rule #2:

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Rule #439

Living Like John McClane Rule #5:

Never take your shoes off.

Rule #98

When it comes to footwear, function should be more important than fashion.