Rule #992

Settings a mouse trap makes you afraid for your fingers.

Rule #676

Much like TV tropes (and Wikipedia), Cracked is also a trap that will keep you clicking for hours.

Rule #652

Free furniture is awesome (although it may be a trap...).

Rule #555

News programs are not a reliable source of information.

Rule #551

Stay away from all-consuming facebook games.

Rule #407

www.tvtropes.org is a trap that will keep you clicking for hours.

Rule #15 (Beginning of Crazy Celebrity Guest Week)

All this week I will be posting crazy rules written by celebrities, so without further ado:

Crazy Celebrity Guest Rule #1 (from Sheryl Crow)

Only use one sheet of toilet paper per visit, or two or three for those emergency situations.

Rule #10

It doesn't matter how right your arguments might be. Arguing on the internet is as meaningless as chasing after the wind.

Rule #3

When you argue with a woman, you're probably going to be wrong, no matter how right you might be. Give up early.