Rule #722 (End of Mixed Metaphor Week #2 & Sequel Month)

Mixed Metaphor #14:

When life gives you lemons, skin a cat.

Rule #539

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #6:

Don't drive over banana peels.

Rule #475

Scientist Guest Rule #5 (from Carl Sagan, cosmologist):

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Rule #18

Crazy Celebrity Rule #4 (from Ray Comfort)

Bananas prove the existence of God.