Rule #1,086 (Beginning of Spoilers Theme Week)

This week's rules are (SPOILER ALERT) based on spoilers in famous stories.  Tune out for a while if you haven't experience culture that's a decade or more old.

Spoiler Rule #1:

If your wife's been ignoring you for quite some time, you might be a ghost.

Rule #1,085

Filler content is technically still content.

Rule #1,084

Christmas is the worst day to have a birthday.

Rule #1,083

When looking for a picture about September 11th birthdays, it's hard to find one that isn't a cake decorated with flaming skyscrapers (No, I won't show you them.  Here's a terrible baby cake instead).

Rule #1,082

The anniversary of a tragedy is the second-worst day to have a birthday.

Rule #1,081

You'll probably never have enough time to do everything you want to do.

Rule #1,080

Grass never stops growing.