Rule #372 (Beginning of Nerd Commandment Theme Week)

I got some good responses from Zombie Survival Week, so I thought I would try my hand at another theme this week: The Seven Nerd Commandments. Let's get to it, shall we?*

Nerd Commandment #1:

Nerds cannot like any of the following dichotomous groups (or things of a similar nature) equally: Star Wars and Star Trek, DC and Marvel, or Mac and PC.

*Some of the following rules are adaptations of rules found here.

Rule #371

Life has far too many distractions.

Rule #370

No man is an island, but one Green Lantern is a planet.

Rule #369

Stuffing envelopes is hard work.

Rule #368

It's difficult to condense meaningful human expression to 140 characters or less.

Rule #367

The world is not always as it seems.

Rule #366

It's just as important to remember anniversaries as it is birthdays.*

*Happy Anniversary, Rule Blog!