Rule #99

Never forget the people who have made you what you are.

Rule #98

When it comes to footwear, function should be more important than fashion.

Rule #97

Pennies make your fingers smell funny and should be avoided whenever possible.

Rule #96

College classes should be about learning what the professors have to say, not about what your peers have to say.

Rule #95

Made up words, such as gaytarded, totes ridic, and bedgasm are a lot of fun.

Rule #94

Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.

Rule #93

Warranties, while generally a good thing, are also a nigh infinite source of frustration and sorrow.