Rule #1,007 (Beginning of You're Not Funny When... Theme Week)

Fortunately for all of you, special weeks are still seven days long here on the rule blog.  Unfortunately, this one is guaranteed to step on more than a few toes.  Prepare to find out why no one is laughing with you.

Rule #1: You're Not Funny When...

You're being incredibly racist.

Rule #1,006

When you tell several bachelors about Dogs Playing Poker being on sale at Wal-Mart, odds are one of them will get excited.

Rule #1,005

There are plenty of very good reasons to lose faith in the political process.

Rule #1,004

Twenty-four may not be old yet, but it feels less and less like young every day.

Rule #1,003

Dogs can teach you a lot about what is and isn't important in life.

Rule #1,002

Do what makes you happy.

Rule #1,001

Don't call it a comeback.