Rule #1,000

Always leave them wanting more.

If I Leave Here Tomorrow, Will You Still Remember Me?

Tomorrow's rule will be the end of this blog for the foreseeable future. This a decision I've argued back and forth with myself, but, with my current load of responsibilities, a daily updated blog is something which I can no longer continue to maintain. There may be rules at some point in the future again, but 1,000 rules seems like a good place to stop for now. For all of you who have been faithful followers of this blog and enjoyed it, thank you for your devotion. For all of you who have been faithful followers of this blog and not enjoyed it, I might ask why, but I suppose I owe you thanks as well. There are many trite words that could be said, none of which might sufficiently express my feelings at this, an end of an era in my life; in earnest simplicity, I will merely say goodbye. I'll miss you all.

Rule #999

There's a certain thrilling satisfaction that comes from watching an odometer roll over.

Rule #998

Television is rarely accurate in its portrayal of any particular grouping of people.

Rule #997

Christmas can start as early as you want (as long as it's after Halloween).

Rule #996

British actors are very good at accents.

Rule #995

American actors are not very good at accents.