Rule #403

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #4:

Come up with some sort of zany scheme for world domination, such as mind control perfume, taking control of television, stealing Alaska, a terrorist telethon, or mind controlling rock and roll music.

Rule #402

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #3:

Pick an archnemesis (it helps if they've somehow wronged you in the past, but it isn't necessary).

Rule #401

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #2:

Pick some sort of zany theme to your crimes, such as numbers, holidays, sending the police riddles, using toys, boomerangs, etc.

Rule #400 (Beginning of How To Become A Supervillain Week)

It's time for another theme week here on the rule blog, and I've decided to help all of you give in to your heart's most evil desires, because this week's theme is: How to Become A Supervillain. Let's get to it, shall we?

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #1:

Get a ridiculously absurd costume.

Bonus points to anyone who can name all of these villains!

Rule #399

The quality of a movie can only improve if the main character has a nunchuck fight with Richard Nixon.

Rule #398

It doesn't happen very often, but occasionally the quality of sequels are on par with the original.

Rule #397

Small children are perpetual liars.