Rule #409

Surfing the internet is a lot like going to a house of ill-repute; do it long enough, and eventually you'll catch something.

Rule #408

April Fool's Day pranks are a lot of fun.

Rule #407

www.tvtropes.org is a trap that will keep you clicking for hours.

Rule #406 (End of How to Become a Supervillain Week)

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #7:

When you (inevitably) get caught, plead insanity. It always works.

Rule #405

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #6:

After capturing your archnemesis, explain your plans to them in nauseating detail before placing them in an easily-escaped death trap.

(The Real) Rule #404

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #5:

Kill someone your archnemesis cares about.

Rule #404

Know when to quit.

I've decided that this will be the last rule I post to the rule blog. I've had a great run. Thanks for reading!