Rule #351 (Beginning of Zombie Survival Week)

I watched Zombieland last week, and it has inspired the first theme week here on the Rule Blog. While a guest week would be rules written by other people, theme weeks are original content written about a thematic subject: for instance, zombies. This week I will be writing rules for survival in the eventuality of zombies taking over the world. So, here we go:

Zombie Survival Rule #1:

Sentimentality will get you killed.

Rule #350

There is a fine line between good-natured teasing and torture.

Rule #349

Some things should be avoided: not because you are already addicted to them, but because you undoubtedly would become addicted if you tried them.

Rule # 348

It's important to know the difference between healthy and unhealthy relationships, because sometimes "romantic" stories emphasize very unhealthy ones.

Rule #347

Watch the movies you want to watch, regardless of what anyone else thinks about them.

Rule #346

Television program has reached a sad low when any program can be "all about the commercials".

Rule #345

The Super Bowl is all about the commercials.