Rule #738

Don't ignore requests and then expect to have yours answered.

Rule #737

No matter how much you think you know about something, there's always more that could be learned.

Rule #736

If a comic book is called "Skull-Kickers," at least one skull should get kicked every issue.

Rule #735

If you're married and invite a friend to stay at your place for the weekend, make sure you tell your spouse about it first.

Rule #734

Spending the whole day stapling doesn't have to be all bad.

Rule #733

Even though change can be a very bad thing, it happens. Learn to embrace it.

Rule #732

No matter how great something is, it always seems to be missing something you want.

Rule #731

Birthday wishes don't mean as much if they come a day late.

Rule #730

Rule #729 often protects our brains from terrible, terrible things.

Rule #729

Our own personal biases often cause us to judge something as terrible before we ever give it a try.

Rule #728

Sometimes it's easy to tell when actors are either broke or starved for attention.

Rule #727

Too many responsibilities may turn your brain into mush.

Rule #726

Eating healthy is hard. (In other news, snow is cold, and puppies are adorable.)

Rule #725

There's no such thing as a quick phone conversation with grandma.

Rule #724

It's Valentine's Day. Speak from the heart.

Rule #723

Taking positive steps towards your future feels really good.

Rule #722 (End of Mixed Metaphor Week #2 & Sequel Month)

Mixed Metaphor #14:

When life gives you lemons, skin a cat.

Rule #721

Mixed Metaphor #13:

The squeaky wheel gets the worm.

Rule #720

Mixed Metaphor #12:

Ask a silly question and sleeping dogs lie.

Rule #719

Mixed Metaphor #11:

It's better to have loved and lost than to cry over spilt milk.

Rule #718

Mixed Metaphor #10:

April showers speak louder than words.

Rule #717

Mixed Metaphor #9:

A rose by any other name keeps the doctor away.

Rule #716 (Beginning of Mixed Metaphor Week #2)

Mixed Metaphor #8:

A rolling stone never boils.

Rule #715 (End of Johnny Cash Guest Week #2)

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #14:

If I could start again a million miles away, I would keep myself; I would find a way.

Rule #714

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #13:

Understand your man.

Rule #713

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #12:

Flesh and blood need flesh and blood.

Rule #712

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #11:

Because you're mine, I walk the line.

Rule #711

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #10:

If you get it one piece at a time it won't cost you a dime.