Rule #730

Rule #729 often protects our brains from terrible, terrible things.

Rule #727

Too many responsibilities may turn your brain into mush.

Rule #570

Dr. Seuss Guest Rule #2:

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Rule #180

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #5 (from Brint Montgomery)

It's better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Rule #74

Video games rot your brain, which can occasionally be a good thing.

Rule #39

The brain is the most important muscle in your body. And, like your other muscles, if you don't use it, you will lose it.