Rule #1,075

A few weeks' worth of diet and exercise can be undone with one weekend of eating out constantly.

Rule #1,066

Situps are hard, too.

Rule #1,065

Pushups are no fun.

Rule #1,049

You can eat healthier and start exercising, but you're probably still going to want pizza.

Rule #1,026

Exercise hurts, but it's worth the effort.

Rule #832

Exercise hurts.

Rule #703

Clichéd Platitude #9:

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

Rule #702 (Beginning of Clichéd Platitude Guest Week #2)

Clichéd Platitude #8:

Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

Rule #538

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #5:

It is, in fact, possible to enjoy exercise.

Rule #170

When video games are sly enough to trick you into exercising, we are not too far away from being replaced by machines.

Rule #39

The brain is the most important muscle in your body. And, like your other muscles, if you don't use it, you will lose it.