Rule #1,057 (End of A Song of Ice and Fire Week)

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #7:

Winter is coming.

Rule #1,056

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #6:

In the Game of Thrones, you either win or you die.

Rule #1,055

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #5:

Fire cannot kill a dragon.

Rule #1,054

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #4:

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Rule #1,053

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #3:

There must always be a Stark in Winterfell.

Rule #1,052

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #2:

The night is dark and full of terrors.

Rule #1,051 (Beginning of A Song of Ice and Fire Week)

I'm hooked, you guys.  Hooked bad.  Rules are coming...

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #1:

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

Rule #983

There's nothing quite as wonderful for Evil Wanderer as the look on a child's face when you run out of candy on Halloween.

Rule #959

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #6:

Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong.

Rule #958

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #5:

There's nothing in the universe cold steel won't cut.

Rule #957

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #4:

Let me live deep while I live.

Rule #956

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #3:

When I cannot stand alone, it will be time to die.

Rule #955

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #2:

Mount and follow me to Hell.

Rule #954 ( Beginning of the Conan the Barbarian Guest Week)

By Crom! If you are weak, flee in fear, for this week on the rule blog belongs to Conan the Barbarian.

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #1:

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split.

Rule #918 (End of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #14 (from Toothpaste for Dinner):

Babies don't need pockets.

Rule #917

Webcomic Guest Rule #13 (from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal):

Don't invite Mathematicians to sporting events.

Rule #916

Webcomic Guest Rule #12 (from Scenes from a Multiverse):

Volcanoes are nature's pimples.

Rule #915

Webcomic Guest Rule #11 (from Our Valued Customers):

Batman is an important part of any trip to see the dentist.

Rule #914

Webcomic Guest Rule #10 (from Jersey Circus):

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA.

Rule #913

Webcomic Guest Rule #9 (from Garfield Minus Garfield):

If you don't understand women, just pretend that you do.