Rule #983

There's nothing quite as wonderful for Evil Wanderer as the look on a child's face when you run out of candy on Halloween.

Rule #928

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #10:

Witches are almost always evil.

Rule #873

Existentialism Guest Rule #4:

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

Rule #673 (End of the Reign of The Evil Wanderer)

Christmas miracles (like defeating your evil doppelganger by agreeing to let him write rules for Halloween) really do happen.

Rule #672

Evil Rule #6 (from Evil Wanderer):

Smoking makes you cooler (especially if you're not 18 yet).

Rule #671

Evil Rule #5 (from Evil Wanderer):

Shoplifting is okay as long as you get away with it.

Rule #670

Evil Rule #4 (from Evil Wanderer):

Never leave the seat down.

Rule #669

Evil Rule #3 (from Evil Wanderer):

Never refill ice cube trays.

Rule #668

Evil Rule #2 (from Evil Wanderer):

Steal candy from babies.

Rule #667 (Beginning of the Reign of the Evil Wanderer)

Hey losers! Rule #666 opened up a portal to a parallel dimension where an evil doppelganger Wanderer runs things. Now that I'm loose in your dimension, I'm taking over, starting with this blog.

Evil Rule #1:

Kick puppies. Constantly.

Rule #666

It's probably just an unfortunate coincidence when Rule #666 and your first wedding anniversary appear on the same day.